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母蚂蚁产了一堆卵,孵啊孵啊,结果孵出一群鸵鸟,靠!大象死的真TMD冤啊~~
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一天兔子忽然看见一只大象躲在树后面,将一只腿伸在外面。就问:“你在干什么啊?”
大象说:“嘘!别出声,我TMD等那蚂蚁龟儿子来,好拌他丫一下,为我兄弟报仇。”
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兔子刚离开大象就听见大象一声惨叫,于是马上跑回去看,途中遇见一只蚂蚁在路边喘气。兔子还没问蚂蚁就听蚂蚁自己说话了:TMD想整老子,还好我发现的早。 把脚给它踩断了哈!!
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大象又被送回了医院,因为股动脉被踩断,这次失血更多,连输80L还不够,血库告急,而那只唯一与大象血型的相符的蚂蚁已经在上次输血后虚脱了。 作者: 红鸽 时间: 2004-5-7 15:30 标题: [灌水][转帖]钱包防盗攻略 第一帖感动呀!呜..........
第二帖好玩呀!哈..........作者: ymgd 时间: 2004-5-7 20:49 标题: [灌水][转帖]钱包防盗攻略 Dear wang litte girl:
From see you one eye, I *** love you.
your eyes close,I die;your eyes open ,I come back olive.Your eyes close and open again and again ,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not know me ,no matter.one see clock emotion is pop.
I think I should introduce myself& to you.
I call Li old big. toyear 25.
My home four mouth people:papa,mama,I and DD.
I beat letter very fast,because I am a computer high hand.Ieven act as black guest.
I do early *** every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk , and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife.
your old big